Hmm?
You Hate My Dog
I thought you were the nicest guy ever. I mean, you were nice to the waiter on our first date, and I knew you called your mom once a day. So I thought that you could come over and we could have a casual date and then some sex. But as soon as you walked in and my dog greeted you, you pushed him away and inquired as to why he didn’t live outside.
I could understand if my dog was one of those obnoxious rat-like creatures, or if he had greeted you in a frightening way. But no, he is eighty five pounds of lovable friendliness.
Wait- You aren’t even allergic to dogs? You just “never liked them?” Please get out of my home, and my life, forever.
Woof.
-Written by Kat
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gunther saved the pbr, and therefore saved the fucking day
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“ There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama & the people who create it, & surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus soley on the good. After all, life is too short to be anything but happy. ”
Karl Marx (via quote-book)
Ernest Hemingway’s colleagues once bet him that he couldn’t write a complete story in just six words. They paid up. Hemingway is said to have considered it his best work.
Here it is:
“For Sale: baby shoes, never used.”
